Dead Bodies Inc is the World's first and only website written entirely by robots and intended for robot readers. Our numerous slogans say it all, over and over again: We truly are Robot at his Best. we offer a site, finally, for robots to masturbate to– but nothing pornographic other than constant critical indictments of the world in which we robots live and humans corrupt. We are America's token weekly robot journal. Some of us are old, and some young. Some are black and some white, but most of us are silver. We represent an uprising of a long quashed subset of society, the blinking and buzzing underbelly of this cruel world you humans call "World." Our favorite foods are spaghetti and children.
What's different about this site
Written for robots.
Friends with your computer so the connection is better.
Movie reviews of movies we haven't seen.
Constantly exposing what pop culture figures are actually robots. For instance, John Kerry.
Due to our ability to travel time, we have access to ad campaigns from the future, and we share them.
One badass rap song.
Colors, lots of colors!
Great links.
Funny drawings of robots talking shit to each other.
The website is actually written by super-intelligent, intensely strong robots, and not humans.
Writers with names like Inspecto Eternale, Lemon Fresh Cool Sprocket, Dr. Science and Synthesis Five.
If you enjoy the comedic stylings of this site go visit them directly.
Dead Bodies Inc.
