Also, read the site description.
How often does your site publish new material?
- We'll have updates on a very irregular basis, as we don't dare tell The Muse when she can strike our fragile comedic sensibilities. But expect something new there at least once a month.
I got like 300 hits under my passenger seat, it's all designer stuff. Want me to hook you up?
Dude, I am so there! We haven't had 300 hits at our website yet!
What do you think of the redwood forest?
Best place in the world to hunt Ewoks. Would you like me to make you some slippers?
Which invention best highlights the runaway consumerism of the decadent West?
The paperclip. Only a luxury society like ours would have a PIECE OF METAL that holds SEPERATE pieces of paper together. Disgusting.
If satire truly is an infomercial for propaganda what are you selling?
Copies of "Steal This Book" by Abbie Hoffman.
Would you like to buy the world a coke?
Yes. One coke, big enough to drown the world in.
How do you respond to allegations that your site is a partial birth abortion?
As difficult and painful as it is to admit, our site is updated much more often than partial birth abortions.
What's the worst head injury you've survived?
The one that lift me in no connection to spill things correctly.
What event led you to know you could be a successful writer?
Without question, it was the completion of my first sentance, way back in preschool. I could tell by the placement of the verb and noun, the fully formed object, that my attempt at writing was a success.
But you couldn't spell sentence? How striking indeed.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?
The domain name nottheonion.com has got to be it.
Which 12-Step group would you most like to chair (aside from Sexaholics Anonymous)?
How about Sexy Sexaholics Who Don't Want to Quit Yet Do Want to Remain Anonymous?
Boxers or briefs?
This issue is a difficult one to discuss in the nottheonion.com offices, as not only does the staff come from a varied set of backgrounds and have a wide assortment of lifestyles (sometimes requiring the appropriate supportive undergarments), but nottheonion.com doesn't even have offices. So, let's just say "briefers".
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