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What's unique?
What's not unique? Most people didn't even know rednecks could read and write before our site, much less spurt out satire by the truckloads. The site is 100% unique, if you find another one like it... we'll shoot out thier tires.

Person you would most like to slap, alive or dead?
That f*cker that slapped me when I was born, never got a good look at him but I know his initials are MD so if you have any information, I'd like to throw an abuse lawsuit his way.

Many write satire as a way to attract "the honeys" Describe the honeys your site attract.
Come on, it's Chuck and Cletus dot com... honeys? We're happy if we don't piss off any boyfriends to the point they want to kick our ass. We'll settle for knowing that anyone is attracted to the site.

Satire makes people think, what do people think after reading your site?
We never said our site makes people think and if you tell anyone it does, we don't know you. What we love to hear from people that read the site is "Why the hell did I just spend an hour there?" And any idiot that spends that much time there either works for Walmart or used to.

What reality show would you most like to see brought to reality?
Cops. If that stuff was real, we'd see people we knew.

Have you ever been on Girls Gone Wild or Cops?
Like I said, Cops ain't real or we'd have known by now.

How many guns do you own, and how many of them are under your pillow right now?
no comment, mind your own damn business.

What's in your pockets at this very moment?
Besides the easy-access holes for pocket pool, a stick of 3-year old Juicy Fruit (because the woman washed the damn jeans and it melted into the pockets). Not much else other than the keys to the pickup and daily chaw.

May I call you Squinky?
How do you know about Squinky? Do you have the video too? How much do you want?

Who's the best ball player of all time?
My 3rd ex-wife, man she was good. A real pro.

Huggies, Pampers or Depends?
What a stupid question, Depends. Not only do they keep the boys snug and tight, I can drink an entire case without getting off my fat ass.

Boxers or Briefs:
Tightey whiteys actually, don't like the boys straying without a hall pass.

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