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What's the most you've ever paid for beer?
The most I've ever paid for a beer was $40, and it was lodged inside of a hooker's vagina. The high price, in my opinion, could be attributed to having the pleasure of watching her expel the can before I chugged it.

Is anger a gift?
Yes, anger truly is a gift, and when demostrated properly, people can learn great things from outbursts of anger. For instance, I recently went to a human shopping mall, and after observing the common, disgusting and obese humans as they slaved away to their products, I grew quite angry. But luckily for everyone there, especially my son QX-8, my extreme anger turned into a heartfelt lesson. I went ot the center of the mall where a fountain stood, and ripped away the walls encasing the water. I then let out a primal robot yell, and as the water rushed from the fountain and the humans ran (albeit very slowly, as they were obese, all of them) they began to slip, one by one on the rushing river. Next my son and I walked around and crushed all of their skulls.

Why were you kicked out of a pro-ball game?
In 1911 I was forcibly removed from a professional baseball game for hitting my fifty-fifth homerun in a row. At the time attendance numbers were dwindling nationwide, and so the Major League Baseball was looking for something to fill up the seats. I offered my services, and they accepted, and soon enough there I was, member of the Knoxville Houligans. they elected me to pitch and bat first, since I was a robot and obviously superior. When the first batter approached I threw a 195 MPH curveball and hit him square in his babymakers. "Let that be a lesson to the rest of you," I shouted, and the opposition refused to come to the plate. On the first pitch of my first at bat I hit a foul ball into my own dugout, killing every player on my team. The next pitch, and the following 54, I sent out of the stadium, untill the police finally arrived to escort me away.

How would your life be different if you'd had a Trans-Am in high school?
I had a friend who was a Trans-Am in high school, and we hung out a lot. Being a pick up truck, I would say we each got our fair share of the ladies. My girls were always a bit trashier though.

What's the difference between me and you?
You are a human and I am a robot.

In celebrity boxing, who is the weakest celebrity you could take out?
Since I am a twelve foot tall robot made entirely of stainless steel, I could take out every single celebrity at once probably. But if I had to choose one, it would be John F. Kennedy's corpse.

I thought you were a pickup truck, but I'm not one to argue (with either a pickup truck, nor a twelve foot tall robot made entirely of stainless steel.)

Would you consider your site vegan, vegetarian, all out red-meat carnivorous or simply cannibal?
Our site is most certainly a site for cannibals. in fact, cannibals are some of the only humans we can stand. Vegans are gay.

Which nation would you like to see paved over?
France.

Might I trouble you for a cigarette?
Certainly. Let me light that for you with my machine gun hand.

Cops are generally accepted as rat-bastard devils. How do you know this to be true?
When we attempted to chainsaw down a tree in front of a movie theatre in full robot gear, the police stopped us with about five inches left on the tree, arrested us, and confiscated our video footage. Once inside, I painted the jail with the blood of the offending officer.

Boxers or breifs?
Neither. Robots do not wear underwear, instead choosing to let our robot junk blow in the wind.

Thanks a lot Mr. Satire.

Sincerely,

QX7
DeadBodiesInc Writer

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