Also, read the site description.

How often does your site publish new material?
It used to be every day, sometimes more. At the moment it's a few times a week because I'm too busy.

What's the best thing (marketing, software, education, or otherwise) you've ever done for the advancement of your site?
Not update it for a few days. For some reason the traffic usually goes up when I do that.

Who's the worst role model you've ever looked up to?
Chimp. He edits the Daily Bull once or twice a year. Look what it's done to my update schedule.

Are you a satirist, libelist or plain ol' joker?
I'm a professional journalist, you're just missing the point of everything I write.

What doesn't beat a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?
A poke in both eyes simultaneously with two sharp sticks while a dog bites at your genitals, or so the man who used to deliver my post said.

Should a hearse be allowed to travel in the carpool lane?
In Britain we have bus lanes instead, usually on motorways. Buses are fitted with special coffin racks so there's really no need.

If you could ban any one channel which would it be?
Fox News. It's a satire of journalism and I can't stand the competition.

Should people be vegetarian?
Only if they don't want to eat meat.

Did you shoot JFK?
No, it was the guy in charge of Iraq/Syria/Iran/North Korea (delete as appropriate in the event of a Bush re-election).

Firing squad or lethal injection?
Who for?

Which animal is overdue for extinction?
The satirist.

Boxers or briefs?
We have a policy of compulsory nudity in our office.

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