Also, read the site description.

Satirical interview questions often get way off topic, so let me ask you this, what is your favorite color?
Clear

What's the most trouble an article of yours has ever gotten you into?
I got bikini-waxed, but it was a total accident.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Vomit.

How do you plan to take over the world?
Take over the body of Bill Gates. He's already halfway there.

Has your dental hygienist touched you in ways you thought no woman would?
Yes. We're still dating.

CNN, NPR or conspiracy websites?
Whichever one the President doesn't own.

Boxers or breifs?
Does anyone else fear that his testes are just going to keep growing until they finally touch the water when he sits down on the toilet? Briefs.

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