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At what price would you gladly be a space tourist?
Five dollars.

What do you think Mr. Satire's first name is?
Billie Jean.

What victory would sway your presidential vote? (Defeat Iraq, spam or cancer?)
Abolition of the monarchy.

What's your favorite racist joke?
The Duke of Edinburgh.

What parasite that you host has had the best influence over your writing?
The Duke of Edinburgh.

What's the greatest censorship injustice you've ever suffered?
The time we ***** a ****** about ******* ****** and the ***** ****** in *******.

Have you ever goosed a goose or donkey-punched a donkey?
No, but I was once arrested for an incident involving a shaggy dog.

You're a cracker, but are you John Tesh, Eminem or Carrot Top?
I'm more a Robbie Coltraine (but only to confuse you 'Mericans)

Which Goonies character do you best associate with?
Bill Oddie.

What's the freakiest thing you'd do for five dollars?
Become a space tourist.

Boxers or breifs?
Briefs, initially. Only if we fail to get our way in the courts do we resort to punching people.

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