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At your funeral, what will be said of your writing?
He usually managed to fill the available space, adhering always to the mordant mantra: All the News That Fits.

Would you ever consider employing a lefty?
Only if he could consistently put the ball into the left field bleachers.

Aside from Al Gore, who's your greatest hero of the Internet?
Tippecanoe and Tyler Too.

With all your talents and obviously dominant genes, when will you be put out to stud?
After I finally master use of the spell checker.

Why did you attach those jumper cables to your nipples?
It was a dark moment of double chocolate mocha fudge angst.

Who was your favorite band in 1993?
The Kingston Trio.

What's the funniest TV show of all time?
Jack Parr's interview of Will Rogers.

Are photos critical to your satire publishing enterprise?
Only if they are taken by mysterious men in black Chevy Suburbans trailing me when I go out for a walk.

Who do you think invented satire?
Satirius. He was a big hit at an early improv club located in a back alley at the foot of the Third Hill of Rome 2,312 years ago. His fans called his monologs satirium.

How do you justify your foil helmet to those who don't know about invisible mind control?
I tell them it keeps me from drying out overnight in the refrigerator.

Boxers or breifs?
There have been many studies by leading universities that show that not wearing underwear frees the libido -- and other things -- and leads to more interesting and sometimes even funny writing.

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