Writing is a legacy. What legacy does this writing of yours leave for your children?
My poor children. They will have no legacy. They'll read my site and wonder how I ever got to lay thier mom. By the time they will really know me, I will be overweight, bald and smell bad (wait...that's me now. Damn! I need to purchase some of that Prozac from that SPAM email I got the other day.)

Do you sleep better by counting sheep or depleting your sperm count?
Counting sheep. My sperm has already been depleeted. Damn. Again, back to that SPAM email. Order some viagra! And people think SPAM is a waste of time!

How could cosmetic surgery improve your writing?
Hopefull, the surgery goes really bad and kills it completely so that I no longer polute the Web.

What would most make readers enjoy your site more?
Seeing more pictures and videos of Janet Jackson's right breast.

How do you feel about sites with tons and tons of ads?
They are horrific. They suck. They are a discrace. And most of all. I envy them completely, because I can't get one freaking advertiser in my site! Ah!!!!

If you wrote a romance novel, what would it be entitled?
I f*cked her, but I make love to you.

What would your grandfather think of your website if he saw it?
If he was alive. He would say: "Forget about that stupid web site! You married a Goy? Oy!"

If you have kids, have you told them you're a satirist?
I did and they told me that I should stick to web development. Those ingrates!

Which 80's pop song best represents your site?
I'm turning Japanese. Our site is funny and sometimes, you can masturbate to it.

What's your favorite movie of all time and how does it affect your satire?
Airplane. I love stupid movies and most of my readers tell my that my site is stupid. Therefore, it worked!

What defines satire to you? What are the boundaries or outer edges?
Bringing the hipocracy of people to light. Challenging the norm. I would never ever ever write stories about kids and thier suffering by stupid adults (like that stupid woman that killed her kids and claimed that God told her to do it. Yeah right! I was talking to God the day she did that. Get another aliby!

Germany or Florida?
Being Jewish, I think I'd feel more confortable in Florida.

Which Saturday Night Live character are you most like?
Garret Morris. I think I'm funny, but no one else does.

Boxers or briefs?
Neither. Use your imagination, but I'm short and fat. So it's not a pretty site. That's all I can say.

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