Also, read the site description.

How have illicit drugs made you a better person?
Yes. Very much so. Why are you asking me so many questions?

Which disease would you least like to see cured?
Athletes foot. God-Damn Athletes - soon our society will be purified when all athletes have their feet amputated.

If simply no one reads your site, will you keep on writing?
No. We are simply in this for the riches, chicks and the endless orgy.

What is most comical about the green party?
There is nothing comical about the green party. Please vote Conservative.

To which devil would you sell your soul for a Webby?
A Webby? Don't you just pay for those now?

Which nation or group will surely overthrow the U.S.?
America will eventually self-implode on itself.

How many clicks do you give your mouse how often?
I don't click, I compress ( ode to The Kids in the Hall's Character "Buddy")

Mountain Dew, Red Bull, and scotch have all been credited for writing creativity, which beverage for you?
The staff typically stocks up on beer, tequila and Dave's "Special" coffee..

Whose name do you call out during whoopee?
Usually my wife's name, although my lover doesn't like it...

How do you feel about communism?
Our site is "The Hammer" - we love communism.

What's the greatest source of your inspiration?
Normal people, college radio and the bathroom floors - never in that order.

Boxers or briefs?
Briefs, changed every two days. The staff of the Hammer publishes in the nude, as it usually falls on laundry day.

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