You know you spelled "Breaking News" wrong on the front page?
Breaking news, what the hell does that mean? Oh, you mean "Braking News", oh we've been stopping for that for quite some time.

How come the Onion doesn't have a spot on here?
One simple reason (and in fact the only) reason is because they are a bunch of dicks. They strictly prohibit anyone from pulling their headlines in RSS, XML or javascript form to display anywhere, even if the links do point right back to them. They won't even allow you to use their headline to link to them from a blog or links page. They are so scared that their headline is the only thing funny about their site that they know if you could read it here you'd be getting joy from it, and Onion joy without Onion advertising revenue is the greatest sin ever to be committed against Madison Wisconsin. So that's why, now stop asking.

How many headline feeding sites are offered?
Oh man, like a bunch. Like I'm not sure how many but a lot. Go back to the front page and count 'em, or maybe look down the left navigation bar under Partners in "Truth". That and we're constantly looking to add more.

How often are headlines updated?
Constantly. We're at the mercy of the writers, but with as many writers across as many sites as are featured here, the answer is more or less constantly.

What if I want to suggest a site or feature?
Then hop to it my friend, let us know! There are hundreds of satire sites around the world but very few of them are of a professional grade, meaning that they update regularly and have all the bells and whistles they need to be successfully added to our feed, but some are that we don't know about.

If there's a site that should be on here but isn't, you need to let us know, but also let them know about us. Everyone benefits around here and we hope our readers will get involved and help us out.

As far as suggestions go, we'd love to hear from you. Just drop us a line with your ideas for improvement and we'll consider it. We're always looking for ways to grow and would love to hear your thoughts.

As more questions roll in we'll add them to this page to further head you guys off at the pass a little better. Until then, cheers and good day,