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Mr. Satire often runs headlines parsed from third party sources. We make no warranty of the quality, decency, reliability nor legality over these links, nor do we control the content or site in any way. Some of the sites featured may contain material which some may consider offensive, adult-themed, profane or less than factual. Specifically, none of it should be factual, but what little is can generally be disregarded too.

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For third party content there are no human editors. All headlines come through and are displayed without the benefit of review to filter through for quality nor acceptability. All partner sites undergo a thorough examination prior to becoming a satire feed source on Mr. Satire, but sites change over time both in content and quality.

Each of the sites featured here employ some sort of javascript or RSS style headline feeder. The implication by making these javascripts or RSS feeds publicly available for web syndication is that it is then thereby, well, okay for me to syndicate them here to this site... here on the web.

If a site is found to be running illegal material, promoting hate or hosting warez it may (and almost certainly will) be promptly be dropped, removed and 86'd from Mr. Satire. Of course the site will be given an opportunity to respond to claims prior to such time due to the gray area blanketed by terms such as "illegal" (which could include alleged libel or unauthorized mention of a trademark) and "promoting hate" (which could include any article about any person or political figure, even, and especially if it is completely rooted in fact.)

Mr. Satire makes no warranty regarding reliability of this site nor any of the other sites linked herein. With as many sites as are currently on the feed it is likely at different times throughout your browsing experience that you may find one or more of them temporarily unavailable. We can not control this nor can we be expected to attempt to. If a site is found to be regularly out of service it may be removed from the feed. Likewise there is no guarantee that Mr. Satire itself will consistently be available, though we will do our best to keep it up and running. There are many different codes in many different languages that have all been layered atop one another not unlike a three-foot tall sandwhich prepared by Scooby and/or Shaggy. These sandwhiches fortunately contain many great things not typically seen together such as salami, cheese, pickels and saurkraut, but let's face the facts, that sandwhich is going to topple over at some point.

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Mr. Satire is still in Beta mode, which is our total cop out for anything possibly going wrong and our justifications to throw our hands up and say "toldja so" when it does. While word is spreading quickly about Mr. Satire and it's content, there are still revisions in the works prior to a full, non-beta release. During this time of enhancement and improvement there will be times when the code does not function fully as intended. Hey man, we're sorry and what not, but I didn't tell you to come here so chill out about it, wouldja? Yeah, it breaks sometimes, I know that, it's a work in progress okay?

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No animals were harmed in the making of Mr. Satire... what am I forgeting here, I know there's something, isn't there?

Sincerely,
Mr. Satire

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