If you've noted anyone missing from Mr. Satire's constant, perpetual feed pages, contact them and tell them to get on the ball! While you're at it you can contact us and we can try to get them added from our end as well. If they are missing it's not because we are snobs or elitists (as indeed we feature many headlines from sites run by asshats), it's merely an oversite. It may also be due to technical or legal problems where their site prohibits our site from feeding their headlines or their code was chunked together by cavefolk. Both are unfortunate but, hey man, it happens.
If you see any errors on pages directly under our control, it is likewise not due to any snobbery on our part, but more likely due to blatant (and potentially drunken) stupidity. Did we mispell [sic] names, sites or goof up the facts about it? let us know and we'll fix it. Why? Because we have the love.
Static links from page to page as well as outbound should all have been tested, however, if a link is broken, please just tell us. We do not warrant that all links on the site are 100% working.
Is your favorite site listed here but lacks any description or interview? That is most often a matter beyond Mr. Satire's control, as Mr. Satire has personally contacted every affiliate webmaster no fewer than thrice to beg a description and interview. If you're that big of a fan, why don't you provide the description (as explained on our site additionpage)? While you're at it, tell the webmaster to respond to our interview requests so we can get those in there as well.
If you find any dead links or sites that are out of commission or no longer updating, do be so kind as to let us know so they can be appropriately de-prioritized and subsequently removed from the news. If it ain't current, it ain't news. Am I right or what?
Thank you ever so much for being a real darling. Let's hang out sometime.
Mr. Satire
